USC 78 - UK 77

"Hey Coach! First time caller, long time listener ... That was a tough loss against the Gamecocks over the weekend. Coach, I was about to bet the farm that we were going to beat them. Speaking of losing, how sweet was it to see the Arizona CARDINALS lose the superbowl and the Louisville CARDINALS get destroyed by UCONN last night?? If you can't tell, I hate all teams that call themselves CARDINALS. I'll hang up and listen to your answer. Go CATS!"

- Frankfort Fred