Wednesday, February 11, 2009

UF 65 - UK 68

"Thanks for taking my call Coach... I 'm going to make this short and sweet because I know the phone lines are jammed by CATS fans everywhere.  First, I want to congratulate you on a big win, Coach!  We're back on track to the Final 4.  Coach, the play you drew up for Jodie in the final seconds was the same play I drew on the back of a Rally's napkin to show my family what I thought you were going to run... And I was right!  Anyway, here's my question for you:  Would you rather be that singer Rihanna, who was beaten by the fists of that Chris Brown boy before the Grammys?  Or Nick Calathes, who had the chance to shoot, and miss, game tying free throws in front of the most intimidating crowd in all of college basketball?  Coach, I can't stand pressure... So I'll take the beating from the hoodlum.  I'll hang up and listen to your answer"

-Lexington Lenny

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