"Thanks for letting me on Coach... How 'bout that Coach down in Tennessee? Pat Summit just coached her 1,000 win, which I'm pretty sure is more wins than Western Kentucky has as a mens basketball program. Coach, have you ever thought about mating with her? Think about it. She has 1,000 wins, you have the potential to coach the CATS to at least 1,500 wins... Your child would not only wear the pants in the family regardless of sex, but would be a super coach. I'll hang up and listen."
-Mike from Monroe County
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