Lattner, Hodge, and Prison Time

"Hey Coach, that was a great win tonight coach. I have a a lot of questions coach, but I will try to be respectful of this, the holiest of venues.

First of all, do you think that nancy boy Christian Laettner paid Walter Hodge to step on our boy Perry? Coach, what do you think about criminal charges being pressed on people like Walter Hodge who commit horrendous acts of assault right there at the top of the key in RUPP ARENA???

On a side note coach, bein the assistant deputy to the deputy of security at Adair County High School, I was able to pull some strings and - let's just say if Mr. Hodge sets foot on school grounds, we got a bench warrant a waitin on him. And coach I ain't talkin about the kinda bench that Brandon Stockton sat on......GO BIG BLUE!"

-Adolph from Adair County