"Hey Coach... Great News! My wife is pregnant again! If I had to gamble on it, I'm pretty sure this baby was conceived the night Jodie Meeks dropped 54 on those hated VOLS. Coach, I've already decided that we're naming it 'Jodie' if it's a boy, or girl. It's a win/win situation for us. If it's a girl... My favorite TV show of all time is 'Full House'. Remember that cute little girl that kept on saying, "How Rude?!" Yeah Coach, her name was Jodie in real life. If it's a boy, he'll be named after the greatest player of all time. What do you think, Coach? I'll hang up and listen..."
-Hank from Harlan
I believe he prefers Judith...
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