Cheating

"Hey Coach, good luck on the big game tonight!  Coach,  I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed that went to LCC for 5 years, but I sure can put 2 and 2 together... Bare with me.  A-Rod grew up and played most of his life in Miami, FL.  Miami is in the same state as Gainesville.  Gainesville is where the hated GATORS are from.  Coach, the whole state of Florida has nothing but cheaters.  Coach, you don't win back to back titles these days without cheating.  Thanks for listening.  I'll hang up and listen to your thoughts."

-Brent from Breathitt County