Greatest Rivalry

"Coach... I'm a big fan of the show and wanted to let you know that you're doing a hell of a job behind the sidelines.  Coach, the other night, I was watching UNC vs. Duke on ESPN.  They claimed that this game was the biggest rivalry in all of college basketball.  Coach, I disagree.  The biggest rivalry in college basketball has to be YOU (Coach Gillispie) vs. The Ladies of Lexington.   You probably have to fight 'dem off with yer clipboard, don't cha?  Man, what I'd sacrafice to be you, Coach...  I'll hang up and let you talk"

-Roger from Rockcastle