Dear Coach

Hey Coach - first of all I'd just like to say Go Big Blue. Coach, we all know that as UK Basketball coach, you are one of the smartest and most respected men in the world. Up there with the likes of George Strait, Richie Farmer, and the guy from the Purnell's Old Folks Country Sausage commercials. That's why I come to you with this problem Coach:

This mornin', I woke up with a whale of a headache. Last thing I remember was last night watchin the ball game against Mississippi State. That sonovagun Varnado has arms longer than the electric wires that are still down in my yard. Anyway, after I stumbled out of bed, I found my wife with a swollen eye, an empty jar of moonshine, and a bunch of needles in my Billy Clyde bobblehead. Coach this is the third time this has happened in the last 8 days, and it always happens after a UK game. Can you help me find the maniac that is breakin into my house, beatin up my wife, and drinkin all my shine???

-Cletus from Clermont

PS: Who won the game last night Coach?